Jeff "Jugs" Zhao
Jeff "Jugs" Zhao attended Duke East TiP Term I in 2007. This was his only summer at TiP, but the memories and experiences he was left with would stay with him forever.
This page is still under construction.
Rag
Overview
had the single-handedly most awesome rag ever. Ray's Rag was the epitome of dominance at Duke TiP.
Ray's Rag demolished all other rags at Carnival, with a lead over 2nd place exceeding 300 tickets (at 689.) Also at Carnival, Ray's Rag won Jellybean Count, Frisbee Golf, Juggling, & Coin Toss. also raked in an astounding number of tickets at Stepping, whilst Peter Sloan awarded Ray's Rag with 50 tickets for their sheer excellence. Because of this, they were able to go on an off-campus trip (Bowling & Bojangles), receive a dinner served by the RCs, and make "wear" a dress.
Ray's Rag also excelled at Ultimate Frisbee. The Blackbears, the winner of the Ultimate Tournament, had several significant contributors from Ray's Rag - Matt Ritchie, Roy Collins IV, David Richardson, & Ammar Joudeh. Furthermore, these 4 players combined with the coaching efforts of Will Simoneaux & Jeff Zhao demolished the staff team in the Student/Staff Game with an astounding score of 13-8.
Ray's Rag was also a major contributor to Bassett's dominance of Quadfest, actively dominating EVERY SINGLE EVENT through their efforts, most significantly the Tug-of-War event, which was more of a slaughterfest or massacre than competition.
In addition to these astonishing facts & figures, Ray's Rag consisted of the most genuinely awesome people ever.
Members
William "Spanky" Simoneaux
William "Spanky" Simoneaux shares some words about Jeff.
| "About Jeff , I love him straight up. I dunno what it is but whatever it is we have is special. I mean i've only known him for like 3 weeks and i feel like he's my best friend no joke. Anyway Jeff i love you and I miss you and I'm gonna kick your ass at Newman. Best wishes. Will Simoneaux." |
| —William "Spanky" Simoneaux |
Will and Jeff had a bizarre relationship. No more words need speak.
David Richardson
David Richardson and Jeff had a relationship wherein they would tell each other absolutely nothing about their other relationships, thus freeing them from Man Law and all other applicable restrictions.
David was a beast at Ultimate Frisbee, utilizing his height, speed, and vertical leap. These skills left Jeff stunned and amazed. Unfortunately, these aforementioned skills also resulted in many blocked passes for Jeff.
David often supplied the music for the hall parties that would inevitably either be in the scorching hot 3rd floor study or in the hall right next to the duct tape barrier.
David borrowed Jeff's hat incessantly, most notably for Lip Sync.
David roomed with Matt Ritchie.
Roy Collins IV
From Roy's TipWiki page: Roy Collins IV was a member of Ray's Rag, Blackbears '06 and '07, and has won Quadfest count 'em TWICE. Put simply, a man among boys.
(Jeff concurs wholeheartedly.)
In addition, Roy was a master of the lean, walking it out, c-walkin', and miscellaneous other ballin' dances.
Roy roomed with Ammar Joudeh.
Will Jordan
Bonjour!
Will Jordan? Il est un copain tres intelligent. Quand il fait du jogging, il est rapidement.
(Translation:)
Hello!
Will Jordan? He is an [?] intelligent buddy. When he goes jogging, he is fast.
Will roomed with Bilal Kamal.
Ammar Joudeh
Ammar beasted at the Quadfest Soccer game.
Ammar supplied piano music with Jeff wherever he went.
Ammar's dentist parents won't let him eat candy!
Ammar is Syrian and insists that we get our boot straps out of Iraq.
Ammar was also an essential part of the winning Student/Staff Game, an initial oversight Jeff apologizes for.
Ammar roomed with Roy Collins IV.
Matt Ritchie
Alex Smith
Javan Norris
Javan is a macroeconomics wonder.
Javan wears a blue stone necklace handcrafted by his uncle.
Javan is the best of his many, many siblings.
Bilal Kamal
Bilal are you enlightened yet???
Bill is the tall injun from Nebraska that got to know Jeff!
We asked Bilal if he was enlightened yet.
We got jiggy to Peanut Butter Jelly Time with him. 8:23 PM?
Bilal roomed with Will Jordan.
Stephen Choi
Stephen Choi was an awesome guy that Jeff got to know.
He proved the macroeconomics teacher wrong!
He fell in love with a violin (hence, the hickey).
Stephen roomed with William "Spanky" Simoneaux.
Jackson Bockus
Jackson didn't hang out with the rest of the RAG very much due to the fact that he spent most of his days sitting outside the girl's bathroom on the first floor, earning him the honorary title of "Creepy Voyeur of the Year".
He is also famous for having won a pirate wench dress and ending up in the Duke Chronicle alongside Diana Kao and Hannah Hinson. The dress (while worn by Sarah Moon) later beat out Jesus in a popularity contest.
Raymond Fan
Law & Literature Class
Overview
Law & Literature. More to be added soon. Motto: "Snitches Get Stiches."
Members
Mark Marvelli
Other friends
Overview
Despite Jeff's loving affiliation with his rag & classmates, he had (and maintains) close relationships with many outside of those two categories.
Listing
Duke Njie
They did the "cookie cookie", "lean wit it, rock wit it", and "party like a rockstar" 'till they could no longer maintain composure. Fool.
Adriana Ortiz
They had some orgasmic times and managed to bring the house down whenever they were together. And she misses him terribly.
Ultimate Frisbee
Jeff learned how to play Ultimate Frisbee at TiP. More later.
Secret Lovers
Jeff had no secret lovers. Sorry.
Okay, so maybe Jeff did have secret lovers...
Jeff is crazy. Don't listen to him. Everyone knows Jeff and Adriana had TIP babies. Whether you call that a secret love or not, you decide.
What Adriana doesn't know is that Jeff and PRIYANKA also had TIP babies. Or was that Adriana and Priyanka? It was a threesome. We'll never know.
After TiP
Music
Jeff is working on some.
Cage Match
Jeff is scheduled to have a cage match with William Webster Simoneaux in Atlanta on Dec. 28th, 2007.
Miscellaneous
Random stuff that Jeff may or may not know about will go here.